What shoppers are saying: “The blowmotion is 3-inches in length. Meaning, it wraps around the head of your penis like a warm mouth and delivers on a euphoric experience. Its clean, simple design means it’s easy to manage, take care of and discreetly [put] away once I’ve finished. Cannot recommend enough, total game changer for male masturbation” —a Lovehoney reviewer
The Best Ergonomic Masturbator: Desire Luxury 20 Function Vibrating Male Stroker
Open-air strokers are a godsend when it comes to breezy clean-up, and, much like its cousin the Fun Factory Manta, the Desire stroker is lightweight and a great travel-size toy. This 9.5-inch-long stoker, however, packs a whopping 20 functions and an angled stroking ring that makes it even easier to use for folks with limited range of motion or grip.
What shoppers are saying: “I love this thing. I can cum about as quickly as I want to, it’s relatively quiet, and clean up is a breeze. I prefer to use it without lube and to get my head and some foreskin kinda wedged in the vibrating ring, which allows the best vibrations to reach my frenulum with good pressure, and for vibrations to go all the way around.” —a Lovehoney reviewer
The Best Vibrating Masturbator: Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Essential
According to Hot Octopuss, this toy has sold over two million units, and once you’ve felt the vibrations yourself, you’ll understand why. They’re super rumbly, meaning they’re low-pitched and go beyond surface-level for a fuller, more satisfying sensation. We also like that it’s compact and comes with its own travel pouch so you can bring the fun on the road with you. The Pulse Solo Essential is the most pared-down model the brand makes, but if you want a version with a few more cool features (like a remote control) check out the Pulse Duo Lux instead.
What shoppers are saying: “This is the first toy I’ve come across that feels respectful and sensual in its design. It feels good to the touch, and stimulates incredibly. It’s changed my relationship to self stimulation. Feels amazing. Guys, if you’re curious, this is the toy to get.” —a Babeland reviewer
The Best Masturbator to Use With a Partner: Fleshlight Quickshot Vantage
Fleshlight’s Quickshot line of strokers are all smaller than usual, making them relatively discreet (though possibly tight for anyone over five-ish inches of girth). But this four-inch-long stroker has another special feature: it’s open-ended on both sides, which means a partner could potentially give you oral sex while using it on the base of your penis, making for an ultra-intense combination of sensations. Cleanup is easy, too, since all it needs is a little sudsing up with warm water and soap.
What shoppers are saying: “I thoroughly enjoy using my Quickshot Vantage Fleshlight. I especially like that it’s open on both ends and that it’s the right length to allow my penis to emerge out the other end. That also allows for easier clean up. As always, use a generous amount of lube to get the most enjoyment from it.” —a Lovers reviewer
The Best Vibrating Roller Masturbator: Orctan Rechargeable Silicone Roller Male Masturbator
For the masturbator who has had their fill of tubes and strokers, we present the Orctan roller, which is ideal for anyone who wants a compact toy that falls in-between those two categories (and also gets aroused by the vibrations at the drive-through car wash). The horizontal design may seem counterintuitive, but Orcan’s silicone rollers are designed to hug your penis with the perfect amount of textured grip, and it’s especially gifted at massaging your penis from base to frenulum. It can be quite a tease in that way, and it’s why I’ve dubbed it “the gooner’s delight.”
